When you absolutely, positively cannot have wet hair for another moment!

Anyone know where I can get a nice Chianti?

At work, we have an outside party who consistently sends us email messages like this:

That Works For me On This End. Would You Be Able To Send Direct To The Customer???

That Would be Even Better Than Sending To Me.

Thanks,

XX

This drives me crazy in ways I can't begin to explain. Why?! Why start each word with a capital letter? Even if the person was originally from Germany, only their nouns are capitalized. Try typing a sentence or two like that--it's awkward and time consuming. This person either never took any sort of English class, ever, or thinks this looks more official for some reason. 

End of rant. 

Well, there goes my scheme to make a little extra cash by counterfeiting money on the office copy machine.

“Curses! Foiled Again!”

Don't quotation marks imply a euphemism? This sign seems to indicate that employees need only "wash hands" if they're feeling like it, wink wink. Or "wash hands" may be code for something else at this establishment. Oh, the intrigue.

Here's the thing: When you're towing a large truck at night, maybe turn off its headlights. It was quite disconcerting to see this--I thought I was suddenly driving into oncoming traffic.

Bed, Bath, and Bring Your Own....Duvet?