Sunday, February 3, 2013

Pros & Cons of watching the Superbowl by yourself:

Con-- no one to join in the first laugh-out-loud commercial (Cars.com "Put the wolf down")

Pro-- no one to judge you for pausing the new Calvin Klein underwear model and watching him in slow motion

Con-- no one to answer the really important questions about the game. "Did the 'overweight' Ravens cheerleader get to cheer at the game?"

Pro-- no one to see you cry through Sandy Hook children + Jennifer Hudson singing America the Beautiful and Alicia Keys doing the National Anthem.

Con-- no one to discuss stats with: Longest ever kickoff return. Longest ever Superbowl power outage.

Pro-- no one to observe the amount of chips & salsa you eat, or that you watched the last quarter in your jammies.

Con-- watching one of the more interesting Superbowl games in history at home because you didn't do your homework on Saturday and had to attempt to do it while watching the game on Sunday.

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